Monday, June 7, 2010

Bad Tuesday Haiku, Very Gross Dog

You may not believe it

You may think I’m nuts

But last night

We discovered the reason

For days of doggie diarrhea

Last night I was awakened

But loud coughing and gagging

I feared vomit in my bed

But no

Just after midnight

The very, very wee hours

Of Bad Tuesday

Bad, bad Tuesday

My dog coughed up

An entire sneaker insole

And not a brand either of us wear

Oh bad Tuesday

Bad, bad Tuesday

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